Ransom: “Mama, girls that don’t have any boobs or babies in their belly like to wrestle.”
Me: “um. yeah, well… some girls, like your Mama, don’t like to wrestle.”
Ransom: “well, you have big boobies, and a big baby in your belly so you can’t wrestle… not like _______ who doesn’t have any boobies.”
Me: “let’s just take this on a case-to-case basis. How about every girl you meet, you ask her if she likes to wrestle and don’t make assumptions based on boobies or bellies.”
Ransom: “but how will I know if she has boobies, unless I see under her shirt?”
Me: “oh my. Okay, let’s just talk about something else for awhile. Mama needs to think.”
gabbing with grace 
Posted by Nikki on July 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Haha thats the funniest thing I ever heard a kid say.
Posted by Anonymous on July 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm
FUNNY!
Posted by kylene on July 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm
hahahaha! that is hilarious, grace! oh my. you must post another blog when you’ve figured out what to say. 😉
Posted by Anonymous (but you know who i am) on July 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm
WOW! That kid really thinks about boobies – I thought kids got into that in junior high. But then Arthur likes to tickle me on the neck and Leslie near the boobies, so I guess that’s just the way it goes.
Posted by Karen K on July 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
What a smart child! He’s already figured out that you CAN’T tell how large someone’s chest is until they take off their (possibly) padded undergarments!